oh god the rape fog is back!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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