she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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