i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
