so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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