i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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