The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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