so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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