ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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