can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
