You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
please come you make the beer taste better
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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