i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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