I wish you could order shots online.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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