Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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