Non-Jews are for practice
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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