Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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