Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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