I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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