I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
