I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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