Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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