this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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