...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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