The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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