yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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