so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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