I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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