If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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