That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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