He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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