I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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