Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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