I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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