Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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