This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
