Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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