i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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