Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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