Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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