sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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