That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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