i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you inspire me to be a worse person
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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