she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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