Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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