I wanna bring you to show and tell
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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