Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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