White coat. Heels.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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