Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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