I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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