so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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