Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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