Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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